So, I tried the infrared thermometer method for checking oil flow/return lines, and realized it's not even necessary. There's a roughly 50 degree (F) gradient from the return to flow lines for the cooler, so it's easy to tell which is which when the cooler has been used. For the X3 at least, the return/flow lines are labeled correctly in RealOEM, so I'll have this new return line fabbed with a fitting and check valve, and then have my shop figure out a better intake before I have them install the Accusump, hopefully in the engine bay near where bnks did. Maybe I don't need my AC compressor...
Also, for anyone wondering, the N55 xDrive pan holds 6 QTs to the tippy top. I imagine non-xDrive is the same because the xDrive pan has a bit of extra room/a cubby on one side to make up for the axle cutout. I still haven't decided which electric pressure switch I am going with, but it helps to know that the Accusump dumping probably won't cause issues at any engine speed. Just have to make sure it's filling properly before shutoff so I get the pre-oiling benefits.
Also, for anyone wondering, the N55 xDrive pan holds 6 QTs to the tippy top. I imagine non-xDrive is the same because the xDrive pan has a bit of extra room/a cubby on one side to make up for the axle cutout. I still haven't decided which electric pressure switch I am going with, but it helps to know that the Accusump dumping probably won't cause issues at any engine speed. Just have to make sure it's filling properly before shutoff so I get the pre-oiling benefits.